Tea for Two

Where there are an unbeatable dirigible, an unsympathetic brain and a bunch of rich and spoilted nobles

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just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

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Today at work...

Me:
Thank you for calling, how can I help you?
Customer:
I need to get my subscription changed to my new address and renew for next year.
Me:
I'd be happy to help you with that; do you have a CRN?
Customer:
Not on me. Can you search by my name?
Me:
Certainly. And your name is?
Customer:
Mark Pellegrino.
Me:
...Mark Pellegrino?
Customer:
Yes.
Me:
As in...Mark Pellegrino? Like, Lucifer, Mark Pellegrino?
Customer:
*chuckles* Yes, like Mark Pellegrino.
Me:
Oh my God. You're Mark Pellegrino.